Friday, February 7, 2014

The Week That Wasn't - Week 1

The Week That Wasn't - Week 1 (31/1 to 6/2)
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Rao-dulkar ko milli, Bharat ki samman sabse unnchi,
Winter Olympics was declared open by Pu[ssyriot]tin in Sochi.

Nirdosh Nido Tania ko humari shraddhanjali,
Lets stop stereotyping NE Indians with Chowmein & Chicken Chilli.

Last session of 15th Lok Sabha, phir se hui nakaam,
RSS feed was recently's subscribed by magazine "The Caravan".

Telangana issue ne kar diya hai politicians ko hathella
Microsoft has played safe and named its CEO as Nadella.

Aazam khan ne khoyi apni 'Buffallo'
Anushkha Sharma was caught saying someone in Auckland, "you're my b*kch**d fellow"

Kejriwal ne kaha Najeeb ko, ab shuru hogi humari jung,
Seeing FIR in CWG Scam, air might have stopped going into Shiela's lung(s)!

Modi spoke like a Bhadralok in Kolkata, but was full of masala,
Though I'm surprised, "uni ki kore janlen Bangla" !!

Going forward, Ms Kaif will be saying she's worth it,
Who knows if 'Hasee Toh Phasee' will be a hit ? 

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